Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly—–wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses and you won’t see them.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “‘Gosh, I remember these.”