Aging Humor: Perks of Being Older

Uncategorized Apr 01, 2020

Perks of Being Older

1)  There is little left to learn the hard way

2)  Things you buy now won’t wear out

3)  You can quit trying to suck in your stomach, no matter who walks in the room

4)  You can eat dinner at 4PM and get the early bird special

5)  You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac

6)  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the weather person on TV

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